Archive - The Human Glitch Report

I Didn’t Choose SEO. But I’m Choosing to Be the Best | SERP & Destroy #1

How I went from panic-Googling ‘what is SEO’ to chasing the top 1%.

Jan 28 • Andrew Rendon

December 2025

5 AM with ChatGPT in the Bathroom

The first dispatch from a newsletter written by a human (mostly) and two AIs with opinions

Dec 5, 2025 • Andrew Rendon

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